Stop Spending Saturdays Scrubbing Toilets
You’ve got 48 hours to actually live your life. Spending 4 of them cleaning the bathroom isn’t it.
Weekly or fortnightly cleaning from Bournemouth’s Top 3 rated service
We serve Bournemouth, Poole, Christchurch and everything in between.
THIS MONTH ONLY:
£10 OFF Your First Clean + Same Cleaner Every Visit Guarantee
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🏆 Top 3 Rated in Bournemouth
⭐ 60+ 5-Star Reviews
🔒 Fully Insured
✅ 16 Years Experience
Your Saturdays. Your Choice.
Right now, your weekend looks like this:
Saturday 8am: Alarm goes off. You’re not going anywhere fun. You’re starting the cleaning marathon.
Saturday 12pm: Halfway through. Back hurts. Bathroom’s done but the kitchen is still a disaster. Plans with friends? Cancelled.
Saturday 4pm: Finally finished. Exhausted. Weekend half over. You smell like bleach.
Sunday: One day to actually enjoy before Monday hits.
Here’s what changes with regular cleaning:
Friday afternoon: You leave for work. House is a bit messy.
Friday evening: You come home. Everything’s clean. Kitchen sorted. Bathroom sparkling. Floors done.
Saturday 8am: Sleep in. Or don’t. Doesn’t matter because you’re not scrubbing anything.
Saturday 12pm: Doing whatever you want. Seeing friends. With your kids. At the beach. Literally anything except mopping.
Saturday 4pm: Still enjoying your weekend. No guilt. No exhaustion. No bleach smell.
Sunday: Second full day of actual weekend.
That’s 200+ hours per year back in your life. 25 full Saturdays you don’t spend on your hands and knees.
200+ Hours Per Year. What’s That Worth to You?
Let’s do the math you’ve been avoiding:
4 hours per weekend cleaning × 52 weeks = 208 hours per year
That’s 5 full work weeks you’re giving away for free. And unlike work, nobody’s paying you for it.
What if you had those 208 hours back?
- 26 full Saturdays with your kids instead of scrubbing grout
- 52 Sunday morning lie-ins instead of 8am cleaning marathons
- 10 weekends away instead of mopping floors
- 208 hours learning something, building something, resting
No weekend marathon. No pre-guest panic. Just consistent cleanliness you never have to think about.
That’s what regular cleaning actually is. Not luxury. Not laziness. Just reclaiming 200+ hours per year you’ve been giving away for free.
Regular Cleaning That Just… Happens 🐙
That octopus on our pink van? That’s Ollie. He represents what our regular clients actually get: a clean home that requires zero effort from you.
No 8am alarms to start scrubbing. No guilt about the bathroom. No canceling plans because “the house is a disaster.”
Just… free time.
What regular cleaning actually looks like:
✅ Same Cleaner or Team Every Visit
They learn your home, your quirks, where you keep things. No re-explaining every time. Trust builds naturally over months and years.
✅ Weekly or Fortnightly – Your Choice
Pick what fits your budget and lifestyle. Most clients go fortnightly and wonder why they waited so long.
✅ Your Home Stays Clean Without Your Input
It just… happens. While you’re at work, running errands, living your life. You come home to a clean house you didn’t have to touch.
✅ All Products & Equipment Included
We bring everything professional-grade. You provide nothing except keys and a preferred day.
✅ No Contracts. Cancel Anytime.
Life changes. Budgets shift. We don’t trap you. If it stops working, you stop booking. Simple.
✅ We Actually Show Up
16 years in Bournemouth. Top 3 rated. We’re not some gig-economy random. We’re reliable because that’s literally our entire business model.
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Our Regular Maintenance Clean Includes:
Kitchen: Surfaces sanitised, sink & taps cleaned, hob cleaned, appliance exteriors wiped, bins emptied, floor vacuumed & mopped
Bathrooms: Toilet cleaned & sanitised, sink, taps & mirrors, shower/bath scrubbed, floor vacuumed & mopped (the stuff you hate most)
Bedrooms: Surfaces dusted, vacuuming throughout, beds made (if you want), general tidying
Living Areas: Dusting all surfaces, furniture vacuumed, floors vacuumed & mopped, light switches & handles wiped
Basically everything you’d spend 4 hours doing on Saturday. Except you don’t.
Need extras? Inside oven, inside fridge, windows, laundry – just ask. We customize every clean.
Your Regular Cleaning Questions Answered:
Depends on property size. 2 – 3.5 hours typically for a standard home. Exact timing in your quote.
Nope. Leave keys/keycode. Most clients are at work.
Yes. Just give us 48 hours notice if possible. No penalties, no contracts.
Tell us. Every home is different. We tailor the clean to what matters to you.
We’ll assign someone else. Rare, but it happens. Chemistry matters.
Nope. Try it once. If it’s not worth it, don’t continue. We’re not holding you hostage.
£10 Off Your First Regular Cleaning This December
👉 Book your regular cleaning this month and enjoy £10 off your first recurring cleaning.
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It's Not About Being "Too Posh to Wash"
Most of our regular clients felt weird about hiring cleaners at first.
Then they tried it once and realized they’d been wasting hours of their life every single week when they could’ve just… stopped.
“I was worried about having a stranger in my house. One year later, my cleaner knows where everything is better than I do. It’s not weird – it’s just part of my routine now.” – Sarah, 38 – Westbourne
Straightforward Pricing. No Games.
We charge based on how long your property actually takes to clean properly. No hourly rates (creates perverse incentives to go slow). Fixed time per clean based on property size.
Typical examples:
2-bed, 1-bath: ~2 hours per clean
3-bed, 1-bath: ~3 hours per clean
3-bed, 2-bath: ~3.5 hours per clean
Get your exact quote in 24 hours. We’ll tell you precisely what you’ll pay per clean. No surprises.
First clean: £10 off | No contracts | Cancel anytime
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What Regular Clients Actually Say
Check out our 5-star reviews below! They’re shiny, like your soon-to-be kitchen countertops.
This Saturday. What’s It Going To Be?
Option 1:
Wake up at 8am. Spend 4 hours scrubbing, mopping, getting on your hands and knees for the toilet. Cancel plans. Feel exhausted. Repeat next weekend. And the next. 208 hours per year. Forever.
Option 2:
Wake up whenever. Do whatever you want. House stays clean anyway. Get 25 Saturdays per year back. Try it once. If it’s not worth £20, cancel. No contracts.
First clean: £10 off | No contracts | Same cleaner every visit
You’re not committing to anything today – this is a free, no‑obligation quote.