You're Allowed to Hate Cleaning.
We'll Handle It.
Weekly or fortnightly cleaning from
Bournemouth’s Top 3 rated service
Same cleaner every visit
Save £10 off your first clean in December
We serve Bournemouth, Poole, Christchurch and everything in between.
🏆 Top 3 Rated in Bournemouth
⭐ 70+ 5-Star Reviews
🔒 Fully Insured
✅ 16 Years Experience
You’re Not Lazy. You’re Prioritizing.
If you’re reading this, you’re probably:
Working 40+ hours a week and the idea of spending your only free time scrubbing toilets makes you want to cry.
Juggling kids, work, and attempting some semblance of a life while the bathroom gets progressively grimier.
Earning decent money but still on your hands and knees mopping floors every week because hiring someone feels… indulgent?
Here’s the reality: You spend 200+ hours per year cleaning. That’s 5 full work weeks you don’t get back.
And unlike work, you’re not getting paid for it.
The guilt about “being too lazy to clean” is costing you 25 days of your life annually.
Regular Cleaning That Just… Happens 🐙
That octopus on our pink van? That’s Ollie. He represents what our regular clients actually get: a clean home that requires zero effort from you.
No weekend marathons. No pre-guest panic. Just consistent cleanliness without ever thinking about it.
What regular cleaning actually looks like:
✅ Same Cleaner or Team Every Visit
They learn your home, your quirks, where you keep things. No re-explaining every time. Trust builds naturally over months and years.
✅ Weekly or Fortnightly – Your Choice
Pick what fits your budget and lifestyle. Most clients go fortnightly and wonder why they waited so long.
✅ Your Home Stays Clean Without Your Input
It just… happens. While you’re at work, running errands, living your life. You come home to a clean house you didn’t have to touch.
✅ All Products & Equipment Included
We bring everything professional-grade. You provide nothing except keys and a preferred day.
✅ No Contracts. Cancel Anytime.
Life changes. Budgets shift. We don’t trap you. If it stops working, you stop booking. Simple.
✅ We Actually Show Up
16 years in Bournemouth. Top 3 rated. We’re not some gig-economy random. We’re reliable because that’s literally our entire business model.
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What We Handle Every Visit
Our Regular Maintenance Clean Includes:
Kitchen: Surfaces sanitised | Sink & taps | Hob cleaned | Appliance exteriors | Bins emptied | Floor vacuumed & mopped
Bathrooms: Toilet cleaned & sanitised | Sink, taps & mirrors | Shower/bath scrubbed | Floor vacuumed & mopped
Bedrooms: Surfaces dusted | Vacuuming throughout | Beds made (if you want) | General tidying
Living Areas: Dusting all surfaces | Furniture vacuumed | Floors vacuumed & mopped | Light switches & handles wiped
Need extras? Inside oven, inside fridge, windows, laundry – just ask. We customize every clean.
Your Regular Cleaning Questions Answered:
Depends on property size. 2 – 3.5 hours typically for a standard home. Exact timing in your quote.
Nope. Leave keys/keycode. Most clients are at work.
Yes. Just give us 48 hours notice if possible. No penalties, no contracts.
Tell us. Every home is different. We tailor the clean to what matters to you.
We’ll assign someone else. Rare, but it happens. Chemistry matters.
Nope. Try it once. If it’s not worth it, don’t continue. We’re not holding you hostage.
£10 Off Your First Regular Cleaning This December
👉 Book your regular cleaning this month and enjoy £10 off your first recurring cleaning.
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It's Not About Being "Too Posh to Wash"
Most of our regular clients felt weird about hiring cleaners at first.
Then they tried it once and realized they’d been wasting hours of their life every single week when they could’ve just… stopped.
“I was worried about having a stranger in my house. One year later, my cleaner knows where everything is better than I do. It’s not weird – it’s just part of my routine now.” – Sarah, 38 – Westbourne
Straightforward Pricing. No Games.
We charge based on how long your property actually takes to clean properly. No hourly rates (creates perverse incentives to go slow). Fixed time per clean based on property size.
Typical examples:
2-bed, 1-bath: ~2 hours per clean
3-bed, 1-bath: ~3 hours per clean
3-bed, 2-bath: ~3.5 hours per clean
Get your exact quote in 24 hours. We’ll tell you precisely what you’ll pay per clean. No surprises.
First clean: £10 off | No contracts | Cancel anytime
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What Regular Clients Actually Say
Check out our 5-star reviews below! They’re shiny, like your soon-to-be kitchen countertops.
200+ Hours This Year. What Will You Do With Them?
You already know you don’t want to spend another Saturday scrubbing bathrooms.
The only question is whether you’ll actually do something about it or keep telling yourself “I’ll book it next month.”
First clean: £10 off | No contracts | Same cleaner every visit
You’re not committing to anything today – this is a free, no‑obligation quote.